Scene: The Football Field

[ALL]
S-T-A-T-E
1-2-3!

The Wildcats are on the rampage!
Here those Wildcats yell
YOW!

(JOE, unprepared for this shout, gives a start.)

The Wildcats are out to beat you
To beat you to a fare-thee-well
WOW!

WOW! WOW! WOW! go the Wildcats
And another team goes down

(JOE puts in an extra "WOW!" here, but he is all alone. The others glare at him.)

It's another day of victory
For the Purple and Brown!