[Intro]
G'day mate, how's your day?
Good
Now, what are we doing here?
Just a short back and sides, thanks

[Verse]
When you're sat down at the barber
But you're not the only one
When you're sat next to another motherfucker
And he's having more fun
Than you and your barber
They're thick as thieves
They're sharing hopes and dreams
"Check out this super cool meme
Remember scumbag Steve?"

[Pre-Chorus]
Getting my haircut now takes a backseat
To convincing these cucks that I'm better at friendship than them

[Chorus]
Lock in
It's time to bring these fuckers down
You and me are now best friend
Tell a funny joke and make me "Ha ha!"
Lock in
It's time to turn the charm on
(Bam-bam, bam-bam, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...)
[Bridge]
What's your name? "George"
What's your job? "Barber"
Oh, yeah, fuck, I should have known that
Oh, shit, tell me a joke "Um..."
Ha ha ha ha! Man banter
George the Barber, is anyone in your family dead? "My grandfather"
Goddamnit George!
I'm talking about your immediate family "Yeah, my dad died"
My dad's dead too (His dad dead too)
Sorry for the heavy shit
Both of our dad dead (Both of your dad dead)
We got dead dads, we're bonding

[Chorus]
Lock in
Hey, George the Barber with the dead dad
My dad dead too
I don't wanna be rude, but maybe ask me a question too
"Oh, what do you do?" I'm a musician
Ooh, but I'm more than that, George
Ooh, that's only half the facts, George
You wanna get to know me, George?

[Outro]
I'm a musical comedian
I got started in covid
Cut the small talk, big-boy
Shorter on the back, George