I don't like studyin'
I like partyin'
I don't wanna read a book, unless the subject is
Beer or boobs, and not pencils and books

Next semester hasn't started
Until you party where your heart is
I don't wanna take a test unless the question is
"Where's the party?" and the answer is me

Why did my father always lie?

I hate science
Unless it helps me build a robot
Specifically the kind programmed to find
Another party so I can skip chemistry

College is a party
So come party at the party
Party is the class in session
And the only lesson is to party when you party with me