[Chorus: Childish Gambino]
Baby, you're the baddest
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

[Verse 1: Childish Gambino]
A New York nine's an everywhere else six
Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks
I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend
He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on West End
He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids
Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig
Most hoes poke holes in Trojans
Most people don't fuck and hit the lotto but my folks did
I'm a mess
That don't rhyme with shit, it's just true
Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you
When I'm depressed you're someone I run to
But, I guess meet me at Pianos
They cross-fadin' off of Nanos
Ugh, on that hipster shit
And you's a hipster, bitch
Yo, but not in the lame way
Like, you ain't livin' out in BK
Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay
Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ
Like, she listenin' to old Freeway
Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different
Right, that’s why your friends need wristbands?
Fuck you
Can I have this dance?
[Chorus: Childish Gambino]
Baby, you're the baddest
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us, well anyway

[Verse 2: Diggy Dex]
Yeah, ze kwam naar me toe na de show
De backstage binnen, en ze zei me
Hallo, hallo, maar wie ben jij dan
Stond je op de lijst
Zo niet, ben je d'r nou
Kom, kom er even bij
En nemen we de tijd met z'n tweeën
Spreken over jou en het leven dat je leidt
Maar ze zei, ik wil weten over jouw leven
Jou beter leren kennen en wat is de rede dat je naar me kijkt
Ik heb al je CD's, DAC plus je solo
Pomp alles om en om steeds in m'n auto
Kijk, elke tekst kon ze letterlijk meerappen
Elk couplet, letter voor letter, in volgorde voorbij
Ze zei, ik doe universiteit, net als jij
Maar ik wil iets creatiefs, net als jij
Ik heb een Blogspot waar ik lekker post over uitgaan, J Dilla en m'n nieuwe Nikes
En me hekelen aan die chicks die maar doen alsof ze hip zijn
Net als iedereen, maar die shit is niet voor mij
Dus ik zei, ja natuurlijk doe je dat
Lieve schat, niemand die hier zo uniek is zoals jij
Niemand die ik ken die hebt een Blogspot
Schrijft over J Dilla, mixtapes en m'n nieuwe Nikes
We zijn allemaal hetzelfde, behalve jij
En vertellen mij hetzelfde, behalve jij
Yeah
[Chorus: Childish Gambino]
Baby, you're the baddest
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
I hope nobody catch us
I hope nobody catch us
Baby, you're the baddest
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

[Bridge: Childish Gambino]
Ooh, girl, I wanna know
Are you ready to cry? 'Cause I'm no good, no good
Ooh, girl, I wanna try
I'm an awful guy and I'm always away
And I'm tryin' to say I'm a piece of shit
Believe in this, I'm tellin' you
'Cause we barely knew what we had
I'm not that bad, the fun we had
Ooh
[Chorus: Childish Gambino]
Baby, you're the baddest
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway