[Troy Barnes (Donald Glover) & Abed Nadir (Danny Pudi)]
Santa Claus was born in 1945
He had a boogie-woogie Coca-Cola army jive

[Abed]
And when the Commies gave the polio to Doris Day
Santa helped the Beatles chase McCarthy away
That Baby Boomer Santa
He's never gonna die

[Troy]
Santa fought at Woodstock and Vietnam
And smoked a ton of acid and burnt his bra

[Abed]
And then in 1970, he did more drugs
And his hair stayed long and he… grew a mustache

[Troy & Abed]
Baby Boomer Santa
He’s gonna stay ali-hi-hi-ive

[Troy & Abed]
Santa invented Spielberg and microchips
Santa invented Coca-Cola and aerobics
He made the Iron Curtain and thе Gremlins 2
Fake butter and AIDS and Twin Pеaks
[Troy & Abed]
Baby Boomer Santa
Thank you for MTV
(Ow! Ow!)
Baby Boomer Santa
Thank you for everything

[Pierce Hawthorne (Chevy Chase)]
You’re welcome
You’re welcome for everything in the world
You’re welcome
You’re welcome for all that I bring to the world

I’m Baby Boomer Santa
I bring the gift of the world
Baby Boomer Santa
I’m an American pearl