[Annie Edison (Alison Brie)]
Teach me how to understand Christmas
Show me how to open a box
It hurts my little head
When I'm lying in my bed
With visions of sugarplum... socks?

[Jeff Winger (Joel McHale)]
Is this a bit?

[Annie Edison (Alison Brie)]
Teach me how to understand Christmas
Do I trim the tree or the deer?
I can't keep it straight
And now it's getting late
Where does the stocking go?
Here? I can't see!

What's a Christmas Eve?
Is that Santa's lady?
Are snowmen cold or hot?
Won't you be my daddy?
I'm a silly Christmas baby
Tell me what to deck
Hehe... 'cause I forgot
Brain hurty understandy Christmas
Mistletoe for eaty? Taste good?
You smarty, me dumb
Help pretty have fun
Boopy doopy doop boop
Sex