[Verse 1]
I was always gonna end up on the wrong side of the track
I'm a blonde hair, nutcase, freakshow, certified damn maniac
The wheels upstairs a-turnin', but I swear that hamster died
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

[Verse 2]
Hell raisin' and high water, my tires done gone flat
I'm the bottom of the barrel with a target on my back
My mind goes to the gutter, man, to me that's aimin' high
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

[Chorus]
Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
So hit me where it hurts 'cause, honеy, I've answered to worsе
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

[Verse 3]
I'm salt poured in my coffee, I'm sugar in the tank
I'm down to my last dollar laughin' on down to the bank
I stay off the wagon 'cause that horse is too damn high
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

[Chorus]
Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
So hit me where it hurts 'cause, honey, I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide
[Verse 4]
My left foot's on my right foot, my right foot's in my mouth
Hell, I'd be droppin' knowledge, but I just can't spit it out
I ain't ever lonely 'cause it's me, myself and I
You can bet your ass we're crazy bona fide

[Chorus]
Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
So hit me where it hurts 'cause, honey, I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide