A one, two, three

J.o.h.n.n.y.,
God's little gift, cream and pie

Men, men, men, umm, uum
Men, men, men, umm, uum
Men, men, milk and honey
God's little gift for woman

I want you clever but not too clever
I want you bad but not too bad
I want you strong but not too strong
I want you to try your rightful position

Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good

Men, men, snails and puppies
Your muscles are not for fighting in war
Your lips are not for voicing opinions
Your eyes are there for us to look into
I want you to take your rightful position

Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good

Men, men, grapes and nuts
Your pants are never tight enough
Your boots are never long enough
Your skin is never young enough
I want you to hold your rightful position
Pardon me, honeycum, your hair piece's slipping

Men, men, apples and figs
I like you to be faithful but not very fussy
I like you to be behind me but not just beside me
I like you to shut up but know when to say yes
I want you to learn your frightful position

Pardon me, starstud, your cod piece's showing

Now you know what you have to do-oh
Now you know what's expected of you-hoo-hoo-hoo
So come, come, come, come
Come up and hum hum
Come up and hum hum
Come up and see me sometime
Come up and see me sometime

-"ladies and gents, i'd like to introduce you to my lower half, without whom i
Won't be breathing so heavily
Honey juice, you can come out of the box now..."

-"yes, dear."