[Chorus]
We're a happy family
We’re a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We’re a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy

[Verse 1]
Sitting here in Queens
Eating re-fried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down Thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never ends
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men

[Verse 2]
Daddy's in your thighs
Baby's in your lies
Mommy's on pills
Baby’s got the chills
[Verse 3]
I’m friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We’re all making a fortune
Selling Daddy's dope

[Verse 1]
Sitting here in Queens
Eating re-fried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down Thorazines
We ain’t got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men

[Verse 3]
Daddy's in your thighs
Baby's in your lies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills

[Chorus]
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy