Angel Dust vs Panty Anarchy
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
ANGEL DUST
VS
PANTY ANARCHY
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Panty Anarchy]
I’ve been sent down to Hell on Garterbelt’s orders
To shoot Spider-Whore, but I’m not talking camcorders
‘Cause we’re getting sick and tired of you fuckin’ vigilantes
I’ll gun this slut down with the Glock from my panties
(Ay!) This queen is fuckin’ leaving you dragged
You were born on April 1st, makes sense you’re used to gags
I see you trying to fuck Husk and it’s kinda sussy
Ironic how a gay guy is desperate for pussy
This spider’s itsy-bitsy, barely even an enemy
He ain’t a gangster, his real name is Anthony!
This angel’s stronger than Adam’s giant fuckin’ battalion
It’s gonna take somе Anarchy to tame an Italian
[Verse 2: Angel Dust]
Ooh, kinky~! I like wherе this is goin’
Did you make sure to swallow after all that blowin’?
(Ha ha!) You’ll be mollywhopped once I start clubbing
You’re lucky, I usually charge broads I’m fucking
Look toots, I watched your show and I wasn’t impressed
One episode in and it’s already a shitfest
And your finale’s the worst thing my eight eyes have witnessed
Even folks in Hell were pissed when Gainax ruined Christmas
Sayin’ I’m itsy-bitsy? Look at your fuckin’ tits!
Even the chest fluff I got’s bigger than that shit
With all the hell you put your sis through, no wonder she’s a demon
Let’s hope your second verse comes out as fast as your second season
[Verse 3: Panty Anarchy]
If this motherfucker steps in Daten City, it’s on sight!
‘Cause I ain’t talking Stocking’s kinks when I say I’ll leave you hog-tied!
What do you need all those arms for? To hold more dongs?
I’m gonna pop you like a ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!
[Verse 4: Angel Dust]
I’m good lookin’, boys take a glance and turn bi
You ain’t cookin’, all you do is eat hot chip and lie
Do you got meat in your mouth, miss? ‘Cuz you be spitting baloney
Make like a PCP addict and blow me!
[Verse 5: Panty Anarchy]
It’s like I’m throwing chanclas each time that I diss ya
Crushing the worst Tumblr spiderbitch since Vriska!
This effeminate fella from Hell can’t do shit
Make better use of that mouth and suck my dick!
I’ll bet this ain’t the first time that your ass got smacked
I’m causing more manslaughter than the Third Impact!
So repent motherfucker! I’m not careful when I stroke
Call me Valentino the way I made this bitch choke
[Verse 6: Angel Dust]
You call that a low blow? That don’t mean dick nor balls to me
Your lines went down harder than your animation quality
I’m leavin’ you shot up like a user, baby
I’ll stay riding the dub, you’re just a loser, baby!
You’re a shallow bitch, hopping on dick without a care
But only busted in Brief’s briefs when he put up his hair
I’m dominating this track! No aftercare from my rhymes
‘Cause now you’ve been railed for the thousand and first time!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATLES OF -oh yeah- HISTORY
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
ANGEL DUST
VS
PANTY ANARCHY
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Panty Anarchy]
I’ve been sent down to Hell on Garterbelt’s orders
To shoot Spider-Whore, but I’m not talking camcorders
‘Cause we’re getting sick and tired of you fuckin’ vigilantes
I’ll gun this slut down with the Glock from my panties
(Ay!) This queen is fuckin’ leaving you dragged
You were born on April 1st, makes sense you’re used to gags
I see you trying to fuck Husk and it’s kinda sussy
Ironic how a gay guy is desperate for pussy
This spider’s itsy-bitsy, barely even an enemy
He ain’t a gangster, his real name is Anthony!
This angel’s stronger than Adam’s giant fuckin’ battalion
It’s gonna take somе Anarchy to tame an Italian
[Verse 2: Angel Dust]
Ooh, kinky~! I like wherе this is goin’
Did you make sure to swallow after all that blowin’?
(Ha ha!) You’ll be mollywhopped once I start clubbing
You’re lucky, I usually charge broads I’m fucking
Look toots, I watched your show and I wasn’t impressed
One episode in and it’s already a shitfest
And your finale’s the worst thing my eight eyes have witnessed
Even folks in Hell were pissed when Gainax ruined Christmas
Sayin’ I’m itsy-bitsy? Look at your fuckin’ tits!
Even the chest fluff I got’s bigger than that shit
With all the hell you put your sis through, no wonder she’s a demon
Let’s hope your second verse comes out as fast as your second season
[Verse 3: Panty Anarchy]
If this motherfucker steps in Daten City, it’s on sight!
‘Cause I ain’t talking Stocking’s kinks when I say I’ll leave you hog-tied!
What do you need all those arms for? To hold more dongs?
I’m gonna pop you like a ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!
[Verse 4: Angel Dust]
I’m good lookin’, boys take a glance and turn bi
You ain’t cookin’, all you do is eat hot chip and lie
Do you got meat in your mouth, miss? ‘Cuz you be spitting baloney
Make like a PCP addict and blow me!
[Verse 5: Panty Anarchy]
It’s like I’m throwing chanclas each time that I diss ya
Crushing the worst Tumblr spiderbitch since Vriska!
This effeminate fella from Hell can’t do shit
Make better use of that mouth and suck my dick!
I’ll bet this ain’t the first time that your ass got smacked
I’m causing more manslaughter than the Third Impact!
So repent motherfucker! I’m not careful when I stroke
Call me Valentino the way I made this bitch choke
[Verse 6: Angel Dust]
You call that a low blow? That don’t mean dick nor balls to me
Your lines went down harder than your animation quality
I’m leavin’ you shot up like a user, baby
I’ll stay riding the dub, you’re just a loser, baby!
You’re a shallow bitch, hopping on dick without a care
But only busted in Brief’s briefs when he put up his hair
I’m dominating this track! No aftercare from my rhymes
‘Cause now you’ve been railed for the thousand and first time!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATLES OF -oh yeah- HISTORY