Mouthwashing vs Webfishing
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
MOUTHWASHING
VS
WEBFISHING
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Webfishing]
Tell the folks I’ve gone dissin’, it’s a beautiful day
To burn these bozos like their captain and then get on my way
‘Cuz I’m spitting clean without a need for some mouthwash
Better chart course ‘cause this is one animal you won’t cross
I’m with my friends at the lake and we’re keeping it chill
You’re with your friends going insane in deep-space Silent Hill
You better take a pill to kill the pain I’m gonna leave you with
I’ll catch some krill while you’re stuck tending to that creepy ship
Prolly gonna need some first aid, I got more fire than Curly’s birthday
When I see a frеsh catch by the dock, I got it like the cockpit and mеdbay: on lock
Your influences sure ain’t Alien, ripped half your visuals from Evangelion
Left y’all like the Tulpar: combusted, now you’ve got one verse left till JUDGEMENT
[Verse 2: Jimmy, Anya, Daisuke, and Swansea (Mouthwashing)]
Alright listen, I know we’re in a difficult space
But Curly had entrusted me to take up his place
I- Sorry, Anya, but I know what’s best for our crew
Let’s treat this pussy like some foam and just go cut on through!
Lookin’ like a game that Daisuke would slack off and play- Not true!
Yes it is, go back to work, and stay out my way
Ease off the kid, El Capitano! Oh yeaah sure, fuck me!
How can I get it through your skull to not fucking interrupt me!
I’m ALWAYS taking care of Curly. Anya ALWAYS fucking wallows
Is giving him his fucking meds such a tough pill to swallow!?
Instead of getting drunk off ethanol let’s set some common ground here
So I don’t end up doing ALL THE FUCKING WORK AROUND HERE!
[Verse 3: Webfishing]
Well uh, it was interesting to hear you guys prattle
But calm down, man! It’s just an epic rap batle!
I’ve pulled up your wiki page to get more disses hot and ready
And I- oh… Oh God, this is heavy
I can’t believe what I’m reading here, my heart’s starting to plummet
And what you did to Anya’s making me feel sick to my stomach
You were the one who really caused the crash that doomed your whole crew
And then you killed all your friends?? What the fuck is wrong with y-
[Verse 4: Jimmy]
Get out get out FUCKING GET OUT OF MY HEAD
FILL A WHINY BITCH FURRY WITH A SHITLOAD OF LEAD
I FUCKING DID WHAT I HAD TO, I’D BE DONE IN ON THE GROUND
UNLIKE YOU I CAN’T SPEND ALL DAY JUST FUCKING FISHING AROUND
Oh God, what have I done... Everything’s so blurry...
I need to...make it right. I’ll make it up to Curly
I’m not a monster, but I had my worst moment... I admit it
We did it, Curly... I fixed it
[Outro]
Uh...
WHO WON?
Uh...
WHO'S NEXT?
Uh...
YOU DECIDE! yeah...
...EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
MOUTHWASHING
VS
WEBFISHING
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Webfishing]
Tell the folks I’ve gone dissin’, it’s a beautiful day
To burn these bozos like their captain and then get on my way
‘Cuz I’m spitting clean without a need for some mouthwash
Better chart course ‘cause this is one animal you won’t cross
I’m with my friends at the lake and we’re keeping it chill
You’re with your friends going insane in deep-space Silent Hill
You better take a pill to kill the pain I’m gonna leave you with
I’ll catch some krill while you’re stuck tending to that creepy ship
Prolly gonna need some first aid, I got more fire than Curly’s birthday
When I see a frеsh catch by the dock, I got it like the cockpit and mеdbay: on lock
Your influences sure ain’t Alien, ripped half your visuals from Evangelion
Left y’all like the Tulpar: combusted, now you’ve got one verse left till JUDGEMENT
[Verse 2: Jimmy, Anya, Daisuke, and Swansea (Mouthwashing)]
Alright listen, I know we’re in a difficult space
But Curly had entrusted me to take up his place
I- Sorry, Anya, but I know what’s best for our crew
Let’s treat this pussy like some foam and just go cut on through!
Lookin’ like a game that Daisuke would slack off and play- Not true!
Yes it is, go back to work, and stay out my way
Ease off the kid, El Capitano! Oh yeaah sure, fuck me!
How can I get it through your skull to not fucking interrupt me!
I’m ALWAYS taking care of Curly. Anya ALWAYS fucking wallows
Is giving him his fucking meds such a tough pill to swallow!?
Instead of getting drunk off ethanol let’s set some common ground here
So I don’t end up doing ALL THE FUCKING WORK AROUND HERE!
[Verse 3: Webfishing]
Well uh, it was interesting to hear you guys prattle
But calm down, man! It’s just an epic rap batle!
I’ve pulled up your wiki page to get more disses hot and ready
And I- oh… Oh God, this is heavy
I can’t believe what I’m reading here, my heart’s starting to plummet
And what you did to Anya’s making me feel sick to my stomach
You were the one who really caused the crash that doomed your whole crew
And then you killed all your friends?? What the fuck is wrong with y-
[Verse 4: Jimmy]
Get out get out FUCKING GET OUT OF MY HEAD
FILL A WHINY BITCH FURRY WITH A SHITLOAD OF LEAD
I FUCKING DID WHAT I HAD TO, I’D BE DONE IN ON THE GROUND
UNLIKE YOU I CAN’T SPEND ALL DAY JUST FUCKING FISHING AROUND
Oh God, what have I done... Everything’s so blurry...
I need to...make it right. I’ll make it up to Curly
I’m not a monster, but I had my worst moment... I admit it
We did it, Curly... I fixed it
[Outro]
Uh...
WHO WON?
Uh...
WHO'S NEXT?
Uh...
YOU DECIDE! yeah...
...EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!