[Hope Gordon]
No doubt hockey players descended from baboons

[Edgar Gordon]
Goin' by the behavior of those goons

[Farley Gordon]
Okay I'll admit that the violence was slightly excessive
But the roar of the crowd was awfully impressive

[Eve]
I've never seen you look so alive before

[Farley]
The rush of the game made my spirits soar
My brain was working in rapturous elation
Trying to figure out hockey
The equation

[Edgar]
Hockey, the equation?

[Eve & Farley]
Hockey, the equation

[Hope]
Hockey, the equation
The math doesn't make much sense
[Edgar]
I'm shocked, to hear such utter nonsense

[Farley]
Dad, please, I'm just trying to have fun
I'm not joining the army, I'm not hurting anyone