[Edgar Gordon]
Farley, we love you
But, this has gone on way too long
Stop being stubborn
And just admit that you were wrong

[Hope Gordon]
Joining the team was a huge mistake

[Edgar]
Huge mistake

[Hope]
It's made you miserable
And caused you to forsake

[Both]
Your ideals and your passion
Your inner joy, inner joy!
This behavior is making you...

[Edgar]
An ordinary boy

[Hope]
Ordinary boy
[Edgar]
An ordinary boy

[Hope]
Ordinary boy

[Farley Gordon]
Yeah, just whose ideals were they anyway?

[Hope]
What do you mean?

[Farley]
'Cause I was never asked, I never had a say

[Hope]
Is this a dream?

[Edgar]
It's in your best interest to exercise our parental right

[Both]
And order you to quit hockey
To restore your inner light

[Farley]
Stop!
Stop
Stop, I won't hear another single word
About hockey being "boorish and absurd"
[Both]
Ordinary boy

[Farley]
News flash!
I don't wanna be like you when I grow up

[Both]
Ordinary boy

[Farley]
Elitism and arrogance just isn't my cup of destiny

[Both]
Ordinary boy

[Farley]
So now this conversation is officially off-limits

[Both]
Ordinary boy

[Farley]
I've had enough of this nonsense
Damn it!