[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
昔、二人のとこがいっしょうに暮らしていました
二人ともとてもゲイでした
毎日、ちんちんセックス
ディグバーとジェイク・ホール
I love you, Mr. Hole!

[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Got a guy named Danny on my phantom
He pale as a ghost, so I told that boy to tan some
Cheeks stink like an anime fandom
But I still hit it 'cause I find him quite handsome
Hands up for the man, fanny anthem
Two guys at a time, I'mma take 'em in tandem
Straight guys, mm-mm, I can't stand 'em
Chokin' his chicken like it owes me ransom (Aye)

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
Sweet mother of pearl, his butt huge
Aw jeez man, I might splooge
Take off my pants, then my shoes
Left nut, right nut, please just choose
Huh, dude, I need you, in a G-string
"Her-ee-urr", those are bed springs
Bettеr pull out, mm-mm, no offspring
Down on my knees like I'm giving him an offering
Awfully horny for guys of a large sizе
All dudes are invited, just knock twice
All loose and excited, love hot guys
Combin' through his butt hair, tryna find butt lice
I might throw up from that smell
Is that me or him? I can't tell
Slipped on the lube, and I fell
This stuff too watery, I should've got the gel
[Chorus: Jake Hole & DigBar]
Got a guy named Danny on my phantom
He pale as a ghost, so I told that boy to tan some
Cheeks stink like an anime fandom
But I still hit it 'cause I find him quite handsome
Hands up for the man, fanny anthem
Two guys at a time, I'mma take 'em in tandem
Straight guys, mm-mm, I can't stand 'em
Chokin' his chicken like it owes me ransom, (Aye, look) aye

[Verse 2: DigBar]
Does his booty work at Target? (Why?)
'Cause I hit it like a bullseye
Every time you open up my bedroom, there's four guys
Spread out on four sides, n***a, like a square
And I don't even care, you would think I'm throwin' milk up in the air
From the way I'm always under derrière
And it's smotherin' my face, all my brothers in my cake
You got Noah, you got Nate, you got Owen, you got Blake
Look, I'm at the top of the Moon
You would I was a farmer from the cock in the room
I be stirrin' up the booty like a pot with a spoon
Bust a nut at a n***a, I just shot at a coon
No racism, I love n***as, man, I always spend the day with 'em
And it always ends up with me layin' with 'em
Or me playin' in 'em, I don't know
Gettin' head from the President, I call that shit a Sloppy Joe
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Got a guy named Danny on my phantom
He pale as a ghost, so I told that boy to tan some
Cheeks stink like an anime fandom
But I still hit it 'cause I find him quite handsome
Hands up for the man, fanny anthem
Two guys at a time, I'mma take 'em in tandem
Straight guys, mm-mm, I can't stand 'em
Chokin' his chicken like it owes me ransom (Aye)

[Verse 3: Jake Hole & DigBar]
I'm in him, he grippin' and flickin', tip ticklin'
Pickle lickin', doin' tricks 'til it's tricklin'
Look at my booty, it's cripplin'
Nipples, I'm lickin' it, booty, I'm stickin' it, dickin' it
Squirmin' and wrigglin', squirtin' and dribblin'
Twerkin' and jigglin', switchin' positionin'
Like an appointment, I gotta slip it in
Bought him a new booty, so it's time that I go rip it in (God damn)
Need a rubber, no Michelin
He packin' a snake, it gon' slither in
I got his booty shakin' like it's shakin' off some Ritalin
Catchin' both his balls, I really be George Kittle in
We cummin' in batches, no Benedict
How many things can we fit in it?
We might can fit a little bit, if we just get to bendin' it
I'm tryna put my mouth in, I might just put my chin in it
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Got a guy named Danny on my phantom
He pale as a ghost, so I told that boy to tan some
Cheeks stink like an anime fandom
But I still hit it 'cause I find him quite handsome
Hands up for the man, fanny anthem
Two guys at a time, I'mma take 'em in tandem
Straight guys, mm-mm, I can't stand 'em
Chokin' his chicken like it owes me ransom (Aye)