[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
I love you, Mr. Hole!

[Chorus: Jake Hole]
I got him hardening like he just looked at Medusa
Finger got stuck in his booty
I might lose a pinky like I offended the Yakuza
If you got a girl, you a loser
Just playin', or am I?
I'm pipin' all night, then I ride from behind on his meat from the morning to midnight
If you a man then it's access granted but for women then access denied

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
I've got freak-itis, it's terminal (Yeah)
Only cure known is a man giving sloppy (Oh)
I take off his top like convertible
My man and my car both got a wide body (Nyoom, nyoom)
All facts, you a copy
You look up to me like we 'bout to bukkakе (What)
A job, not a hobby, hotel full of hotties (Woo, what)
Forget a room, wе gon' have sex in the lobby
I'm banging on Bobby, Macaulay, and Rodney (Brr, brr)
A man into men is a friend to me
Tryna get up to his moon like I'm Kennedy
I don't got ops, I got options 'cause I be giving top to all of my enemies (Hohohoho)
Boners, butts, balls: the trilogy, men to infinity
Recently had me a dude that was into me (Ay, yea, yea)
Turned around, said he was straight, like bro, you gotta be kidding me
Literally just tried to fit in me (Wooo-oh)
Yeah, he throw his cake in ellipticals
I like 'em spherical, little's too pitiful
So what it's gay?
No sweat, I'm ready for ridicule
Pound my dude, laying weight
I hate when I can walk after sex, can't stand it
Booty of mine ain't a game, don't take it for granted
The Man Handy Bandit get harder than granite 'cause flaccid to him ain't a thing, come slam this
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
I got him hardening like he just looked at Medusa
Finger got stuck in his booty
I might lose a pinky like I offended the Yakuza
If you got a girl, you a loser
Just playin', or am I?
I'm pipin' all night, then I ride from behind on his meat from the morning to midnight
If you a man then it's access granted but for women then access denied

[Verse 2: DigBar]
We denying 'em access
Clean up the doo-doo, then lick up the excess
We making scenes, I'm a BBC actress
Tootin' my cake up inside of a black dress
Or I unbuckled my pants and I pulled down my zipper
When I'm in the hood they be calling me stripper
My meat hella big, they be calling me dipper
My meat big and black, I be calling it nigger
That thing got a mind of its own
It's one of a kind, it can never be cloned
DigBar gon' pull up so you better start running
I'll beat on your door like the British are coming
I'll beat on your door so my n***as can come in
And the bitch get denied if she tell me we fucking
Unless it's Flo Milli, I guess she can suck it
I'm good with the balls, I'mma get me a bucket
Look, they call me honest, I get to that ho
His booty been lifting, that thing hella swole
My penis stuck up, that shit stand like a pole
I dig really fast through his butt like a mole
He itching, he gripping, he switching positions
I'm licking his legs and his thighs like some chicken
His underwear tight, pulled 'em off, they was ripping
We start in the living room, then in the kitchen
We fuck in the kitchen, I do him like dishes
Then go to the bed, I just do as he wishes
We wet and we squirming, we big black fishes
We hit doggy style and then switch it to mission-
-ary, booty so hairy, shit like a jungle and jungles are scary
I'm granting his wishes, he think I'm a fairy
Then white shoots out, daily dose of the dairy
He get on his knees like he tryna get married
He acting romantic 'cause he just got buried
We went out for lobster, ain't talking 'bout Larry
He liking my style, he calling me Harry
Then, after we eat, we go home to the bed, we was running back
Back to his butt, running through it like running backs
Clapping and clapping, it sounded like jumping jacks
Then I just bust me a load on his stomach fat
He said can he have one of his girls come join
I told him that I don't want none of that
That DigBar, he really laying penis down
That's why all these n***as be coming back
'Cause I got a meat like a ruler
He blowing me like a tuba
Dive in his booty, they calling me "scuba"
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
I got him hardening like he just looked at Medusa
Finger got stuck in his booty
I might lose a pinky like I offended the Yakuza
If you got a girl, you a loser
Just playin', or am I?
I'm pipin' all night, then I ride from behind on his meat from the morning to midnight
If you a man then it's access granted but for women then access denied