[Part I]
[Intro]
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[Verse]
I tie up my hair just like a jump ball
Then I get down on my knees and start to suck balls
Me and my n***a get butt-naked and we trust fall
I wish y'all could've seen this n***a's butt, y'all
My bitch mad as hell 'cause she went through my phone
A text from Jerome, A text from Tyrone
A text from Ramone, why you goin' through my phone?
And it's crazy 'cause they all said they ready for the night
Had to lie to my bitch, tell her we was shootin' dice
Matter fact, get to cookin', go and whip me up some rice
And we gon' be drinkin' later, go and pick me up some icе
I had to come up with somethin' to get hеr out the crib
Then I slid my n***as the addy, so they know where I live
Better not call me gay, I just be hangin' with the bros
Who cares if the night ends? We're suckin' n***as' toes
Who knows? Maybe we can make a human Oreo
'Cause Tyrone bring in a white n***a who said he from the Grove
I'm like, "Whoa, I thought this was only n***as though"
He said, "No", he said, "What, so you don't want him to go?"
I said, "I don't give a fuck as long as he can fit this dick up in his throat"
As long as he can—ah
As long as he ready because the bed gon' be rockin' like a boat
We gon' fit it all in and close it up just like a tote
Hear a knock up at my door, so I guess it's time to go
Man, I guess it's time to get it
Big black n***as, and they all wearin' fitteds
They all started hoppin' to my bed, goin' "Ribbit"
And the white n***a took off his shirt, start showin' titties
[Part II]
[Verse]
We started relaxin' like we was chillin' on the beach
Nah, I'm playin', grabbed a n***a, started beatin' on his cheeks
I said, "N***a, what's your name?", he started yellin' out "Tariq"
Feel like Giannis when I fuck it, I be movin' like a freak
Man, my dick so long I started T'ing up from D
Then that n***a started backin' up, I think I hear the beep
Hear the beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
That dump truck slidin' on my meat
He keep runnin' and hidin' like we was playin' hide-and-seek
Told a n***a, "Stop runnin' and come here 'cause it's time to eat"
Then I looked around the room, all the n***as puttin' work in
Got three n***as jerkin', got three n***as twerkin'
Got three n***as switchin' over to another person
Got three n***as screamin' out "Fuck", they was cursin'
I hit my Shmurda Dance from behind like I'm Bobby, n***a
I'm a simple man, fuckin' n***as is my hobby, n***a
Puttin' stains on his couch that I got from Hobby Lobby, n***a
I don't give a fuck, my man hot as wasabi, n***a
Man, we got to hurry up and wrap it up
'Cause my bitch gon' be home at any second
She gon' walk in, twenty n***as booty butt-naked
With a bunch of long horns hangin' out like it's Texas
Knock-knock, yeah, she knocked twice
I said, "Stop, stop" 'cause she back with the ice
Then she pushed the door open, "What y'all doin' in my house?"
She said, "DigBar, why are twenty n***as on my couch?"
I said, "Ah, look baby, it's just a photoshoot"
She said, "Bullshit, n***a, you don't even know these dudes"
I said, "Yeah, I do", but that didn't even help my case
'Cause she walked over, then she slapped me in my fuckin' face
[Outro]
Yeah, man, that shit was crazy
I should've had her get to bags of ice or some shit
Maybe three, I don't even know
Bitch, DigBar