[Mario]
Okay hold up
A hedgehog that does cardio
Please take a seat cuz it's me Mario
Your face looks like you got hit by a truck
No one plays your games cuz they know that they suck
By the way where is Luigi oh there he is
The fact you even have a fanbase is hilarious
Look at me I'm dropping words of certainty
Your brain is so small as the size of a bumblebee
Please don't try to step to me, i'll win this battle easily
Never try to beef with me
I'll k.o. you breezily
My games are like thе grass
It's always greener
I never placеd last cuz I'm the winner
[Sonic]
Win against me you must be insane
You're jealous cuz all your games are lame
Try to catch up to me you're way too slow
You eat mushrooms daily but still can't grow
I can outrun you on your best day with my dash
When will you realize Nintendo milks you for cash
Even your mother can tell you that you're trash
I'll reduce you to ash and rip off your mustache
[Mario]
Who are you insulting? you've gone insane
I own this rap battle, this is my domain
By the way who are you calling a sellout
Sonic the Hedgehog is always trying to steal my clout
I'll teach you a lesson so here is a taste
You're so ugly your fans are to fix your face
This is true so swallow the pill
I'd run you over but you're already roadkill
[Sonic]
Oh well I guess the ball is in my court you're going
Downhill someone call tech support with
Any amount of skill one can play you
Do you have a clue sonic rules the world
Everything is mine Mario so greedy you
Should pay a fine you suck the fun out
Of games like a leech later I'm going to
Go dance with Princess Peach