Mario
WOTFI 2020 Rap Battle
[Verse 1: SMG3]
Sorry, lads!
Game's ending early!
I'm a power hungry man in a bit of a hurry!
With all these rules, you expect me to comply?
Here's a rule called "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"

[Verse 2: SMG4]
You can't even compete!
So try and hit delete...
While we kick your ass to this really sick beat!
The worst you could do is write a mean tweet!
So shut up, and just admit defeat!

[Verse 3: Mario]
It's SMG3: YouTuber wannabe!
A big disappointment, guarantee!
Still a huge failure with all your plans!
Just shut up, go home, and make an Onlyfans!

[Verse 4: SMG3]
How dare you?
This is war!
It's time to even the scorе!
Your painful deaths are overduе!
Come and attack them all, my crew!
[Verse 5: Rob]
I am a Chad cause I eat corn!
You are a virgin who just views porn!

[Verse 6: Bob]
What I watch is a mystery...
Cause I clear my internet history!

[Verse 7: Luigi]
You guys are all fake, you have no appeal!
While people love Weegee! L is real!

[Verse 8: Anti-Shroomy]
A green inbred with a pear-shaped head?
Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather be dead!

[Verse 9: Belle]
We're next gen!
You're old news!
We get much more YouTube views!

[Verse 10: Tari]
You're so mean and as cold as ice!
Aw, sorry! That wasn't very nice...

[Verse 11: SMG3]
OK, ENOUGH!
My ears are stinging!
Too much singing, not enough killing!
(killing killing killing................)
[Bridge: Meggy]
Ooh
Awoawoawoh
Awoawoawoh
Guys, please stop fighting!
There's only one true foe using you to grow!
It's SMG3!

[Verse 12: Mario]
Using them for his own gain?
Ooh Meggy, you big brain!

[Verse 13: Meggy]
Thanks, Red. I'm sure they're nervous...

[Verse 14: Mario]
No problem Meggy, at your service!

[Verse 15: Saiko]
Yeah, he doesn't care about you!

[Verse 16: Whimpu]
He promised me a big waifu!

[Verse 17: Fishy Boopkins]
To all of you, I bet he's so rude!
[Verse 18: Rob]
Oh my god, that's so true my dude!

[Verse 19: JubJub Boopkins]
Jub jub!
Jub jub jub!

[Verse 20: Weegee Doll]
Weegee weegee weegee!

[Verse 21: SMG4]
That's right, he's really not that slick...
He's just a massive prick!

[Verse 22: SMG3]
You guys can't honestly believe these clowns!
I'm one of the nicest guys in town!
I'm always showing love and humanity
With some good ol' fashioned verbal profanity!

[Verse 23: Mario]
Sorry man!
I'll make this fast!
No one likes a man with a stick up his ass!

[Verse 24: SMG4]
All right people, time to quiz!
Find out who he really is!

[Verse 25: Belle]
You treat your workers with no respect!

[Verse 26: SMG3]
You guys don't earn it, last I checked!

[Verse 27: Meggy]
Ooh sorry, that's not helping your case!
Try again with a little more grace!

[Verse 28: Anti-Shroomy]
You promised us wealth and fame!

[Verse 29: SMG3]
I don't recall making that claim!

[Verse 30: Mario]
It's over, bro!
Time for your demise!
Everyone sees straight through your damn lies!

[Verse 31: SMG3]
FINE!
I don't need any of you swines!
The power of this remote will be all mine!

(Solo)

[Verse 32: Mario]
A manipulative lying piece of trash

[Verse 33: SMG4]
Whose life is about to end in a crash!

[Verse 34: Mario]
And I'm pretty sure the world can agree

[Verse 35: SMG4]
That man's name is SMG3!