[Verse 1: John 'Jackie' McKeown]
Your clothes clash but you, you still act flash
Fall in love with me
And you know what a drag it is
You know what a drag it is, being with me

But maybe you should hang around
We'll feed the ducks and go uptown
Maybe you can take a chance on me
You can wear your little dress
We'll make a mess, hell, put the blame on me

[Pre-Chorus] [x2]
Oh! But i just can't seem to get in touch with you

[Verse 2]
I'm no good but at least I'll try
Your friends all say I'm a real bad guy
But you've not heard just what's been said about you

[Pre-Chorus] [x2]
Oh! But i just can't seem to get in touch with you

[Chorus]
And maybe you should hang around
I'll hit the drums and make a sound
Maybe you could dance along with me
You can wear your little dress
I'll take it off and make a mess with me

[Bridge]
You rock and roll, yeah
But you, you're kind of old
Yeah, not as old as me

But you don't wanna dance with me
You don't wanna dance with me
So I dance with myself

[Chorus]
And maybe you should hang around
I'll hit the drums and make a sound
Maybe you could dance along with me
You can wear your little dress
I'll take it off and make a mess with me

Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Pre-Chorus] [x2]
Oh! But i just can't seem to get in touch with you