[Chorus: NateWantsToBattle & Shawn Christmas]
Inhale my dong, enragement child
Can't a pirate masturbate in this fucking house?
Devour my hot bird ass
Inhale my fucking dong, blegh!
Devour my hot bird a-a-a-ass

[Verse: NateWantsToBattle & Shawn Christmas]
Now are you ready for Freddy?
And are you Freddy for ready?
Are you ready for not Freddy?
And are you ready for Ghost Freddy?
Haha! Dine on my oven baked avian behind, Freddy Fuckboy!

[Breakdown: Shawn Christmas]
Urgh, ah!

[Bridge: NateWantsToBattle & Shawn Christmas]
Buy me an esoteric sex toy
(No!) But I need it
(No!) But I need it
Fine, Jesus fucking Christ, I'm sick of your shit

[Outro: NateWantsToBattle]
Hahahaha, ah God