[Intro]
Everybody train up

[Verse 1]
No I can't see these stats that I've been training
Can only track 'em if, I write them down on paper
Just checked up on IV's
They're under thirty-one
Competing makes this not fun

[Pre-Chorus]
My Gengar he was close, bred an egg that knew disable
But then I checked his stats, was not a timid nature
Just let me breed you with a
(Hey, hey, hey)
Ditto it's such a sweet heart
(Hey, hey, hey)
This thing's a crazy lover

[Chorus]
That's why I'm gonna train their EV's
No, I don't wanna, but now I gotta
Because this Blissey's not a good wall
So I'll just breed her, I'm gonna breed her
'Til I get a bold nature
[Post-Chorus]
It's wasting my time, no, I don't wanna (Wastin' my time)
But now I got a Alakazam (Wastin' my time)
He got that calm mind, I was so happy
But I needed timid, turns out he's sassy

[Verse 2]
Sick of all these hackers sending out these ubers
Legit train up my team then he sends Shiny Ho Oh
I went and stabbed him, one hit, I had him
I thought I had him, but he focus sash'd it

[Pre-Chorus]
My Gengar he was close, bred an egg that knew disable
But then I checked his stats, was not a timid nature
Just let me breed you with a
Hey, hey, hey
Ditto it's such a sweet heart
Hey, hey, hey
This thing's a crazy lover

[Chorus]
That's why I'm gonna train their EV's
No, I don't wanna, but now I gotta
Because this Blissey's not a good wall
So I'll just breed her, I'm gonna breed her
'Til I get a bold nature
[Post-Chorus]
It's wasting my time, no, I don't wanna (Wastin' my time)
But now I got a Alakazam (Wastin' my time)
He got that calm mind, I was so happy
But I needed timid, turns out he's sassy

[Verse 3]
One thing I'ma ask of you is that
You never train like Ash and Pikachu
Don't, he's super cute but never used
Even with a light ball and substitute
Now you're used to the classic Red and Blue
Or even Yellow, Gold, and Silver, too
Swagger, gotta use a TM or two
Gotta breed 'em up right to learn the egg moves

[Verse 4]
Now, get a tip from the boss that knows the most
Use foresight to rapid spin against a ghost
Put an earthquake up on your Gyarados
Then you'll be phys-sweeping those Toxicroak
And I know, it's rough, you wanna quit, but you can't get enough
Leading with a Roserade or a Metagross
You'll be chipping to the top with spikes and rocks
That Heatran takes you down, send Tyranitar, use ground
Gonna make them hurt, make that team hurt
Did that trick room work?
See this Happiny? I got it from Unova
This egg's from Nacrene City, gonna make a wish supporter
Now no more playin', it's makin' wishes
And now I'm winning
[Chorus]
And now I finally got that good wall
I really need it, I had to breed
Now I'm succeeding, she's a good wall
No one's getting passed it, shoots out that toxic
Her toss is seismic

[Outro]
And now my Gengar sweeps you under the table, it got disabled
Its shadow ball is fatal, I got that clutch team
Yeah, we the clutchest, no, you don't want this
No one can't touch this, yeah