[Verse 1]
Let's get down to grinding
To defeat our foes
Did they send me Taillow
When I need Ho-Ohs?

You're the weakest team I've leveled up
And since I haven't caught Mewtwo
Mister, I'll make a 'Mon out of you

[Verse 2]
Tranquills in the forest
EXP, we crave
Once we find the Center
We are sure to save

Could use Candies so we'd stand a chance
But I've only got a few
Somehow I'll make a 'Mon out of you

[Bridge]
How does it know Dragon Breath?
It's a Lv.7 Goomy
Boy, that Tentacool's Whirpool is sure to win

We're gonna get Roll'd out to death
Hope she doesn't sweep right through me
Now I really wish that I knew Rapid Spin!
[Chorus]
(Pokémon)
You must use Swift on a Double Teamer
(Pokémon)
With all the force of the great Suicune
(Pokémon)
With all the Strength of Electivire
Mysterious as the dark caves of Mt. Moon

[Verse 3]
Rocket Hideout puzzles
That we'll need to solve
Heed my every order
And you might evolve

You're unsuited for HM04
So pack up, go in BOX 2
How could I make a 'Mon out of you?

[Repeat Chorus]

[Repeat Chorus]