Afghan Dan:

"Yo yeah, my name's Big P, I'm a big man from Leeds
Stash cornflakes in my dreadlocks, put little boys in headlocks
Push straps and I smoke weed."

But don't chat shit you're a tramp, the four walls inside your bedsit are damp, all of your mandem look prang, like what were you thinking fam?

I'm only doing this shit to prove Blackpool kids can spit, push cash and accommodation
You act hard but your man are faking
Your claim you hate pigs but your man are bacon