[Verse 1: Saoirse Dream]
(Nebita!)
It's your birthday
I hope you have a good one
Now that you are old enough
You can drink and smoke drugs
I'm glad you're in Webcage
You hold us together
I'm sorry that you're getting fucked by Repost Network
Three bands on me
Ben's super fucked in the VC
Guys, Ben's on TweetDeck again...
(Really? Seriously? What the fuck...)
Nah, it's okay, he's being funny...
(R-R-R) Naw, JK

[Verse 2: DossyX]
What the fuck?
Who would have thought?
It's your birthday
So good luck
Responsibilities suck
At least now you can do drugs
Straight to the point
You're awesome
Make me feel special
Grateful that you'rе my friend
Ten out of ten, yеah, would recommend
If you want a fun time stick until the end
[Hook: DossyX]
Ride or die
This bitch is my ride or die
My, oh my
This bitch is my ride or die
Ride or die
This bitch is my ride or die
My, oh my
This bitch is my ride or die

[Verse 3: FRANCO]
Can't believe we met at a furcon
I know we really haven't been friends that long
But when you join the call the vibes are just so great
Playing 8 ball till my hands disintegrate
I cannot play
Gotta get my stacks up
Your KDA is like 27 and 1
Yeah, you're the goat
You're the goat
(Security!) on my mind, I can never let it go

[Hook: DossyX]
Ride or die
This bitch is my ride or die
My, oh my
This bitch is my ride or die
Ride or die
This bitch is my ride or die
My, oh my
This bitch is my ride or die
[Verse 4: Rift]
When I released "Fourteen" you came to my birthday
And I never thought our friendship would go this way
We need to play Portal 2 again someday
I sent you "Groove City" on a whim
Around the time of yankee with no brim
Before that our chances of working together were slim
But I know we'll be together through the thick and thin

[Verse 5: ubi]
Happy birthday, Ben
Another year but this one's better
Fucked up off a gram
But I swear we'll get through this together
(Nebita!) forever
Now it's time to get your back up
No luck
Dropping bangers got me fucked up

[Hook: DossyX]
Ride or die
This bitch is my ride or die
My, oh my
This bitch is my ride or die
Ride or die
This bitch is my ride or die
My, oh my
This bitch is my ride or die