[Verse 1]
I heard it on a Saturday night
You hopped on that last minute flight, whoa
I can't say that I was surprised
But Imma let you finish girl, I'm sure you tried

[Chorus]
I know you're down in the dumps
But at least you're rich, and your songs don't suck
So take that thirteen for luck and find
There's a hundred others waiting in line

[Hook]
Whatever, ever, ever, it's for the better
Hey hey, whatever, ever, ever, it's for the better

[Verse 2]
I bet you see the tabloids around
Throwing your face all over the town, whoa
They say you'll probably write him a song
Five times platinum, I doubt if they're wrong

[Chorus]
I know you're down in the dumps
But at least you're rich, and your songs don't suck
So take that thirteen for luck and find
That there's a hundred others waiting in line
[Hook]
Whatever, ever, ever, it's for the better
Hey hey, whatever, ever, ever, it's for the better