BioWare
[BIOWARE]
You might think our past games worth mention
They were as great as story could get
Though blissful you are, pay attention
My words are still perfect and yet
It's clear from your angry expression
You're not liking green, red, or blue
But we're talking artistic expression
What's the matter, is it too deep for you?
So prepare for a shift in the fanbase
Be prepared for sensationalist views
The audience were after
Keeps getting dafter
And if we're reviled, we'll call them entitled
I know it sounds unfair
Male romancing Alistair
Regardless if you played your game straight
Social justice delivered an bared
BioWare
[JOURNALIST]
Yeah, BioWare! You guys are great, right?
[BIOWARE]
The best in the business!
[JOURNALIST]
But that poster is complaining!
[BIOWARE]
Never mind him. He's "ding dong banoo."
[JOURNALIST]
Great idea! Who needs opinions? No opinion, no opinion, lalalala-
[BIOWARE]
Shitlord! There will be an opinion!
[JOURNALIST]
But you just said-
[BIOWARE]
Our opinion! Stick with us, and you'll never be sexist again!
[JOURNALIST]
Yay! Alright! Game of the Year
[REVIEWER]
It's great that cultural enrichment
Has come to our video games
[BIOWARE]
Of course, quid pro quo
We're expected
To take certain features away
The product is littered with glitches
And there'll be no patch on release
But the point that I must emphasize is
You're a bigot if you complain to me
So prepare for the blunder of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Extremely poor planning
An ego world spanning
Bold face denials
Is simply why I'll a neato solution
A land well salvation
And seen for the cis scum I am
Privilege check, just like David Gatas
BioWare!
He totally has a full head of hair
BioWare!
Ha ha ha!
You might think our past games worth mention
They were as great as story could get
Though blissful you are, pay attention
My words are still perfect and yet
It's clear from your angry expression
You're not liking green, red, or blue
But we're talking artistic expression
What's the matter, is it too deep for you?
So prepare for a shift in the fanbase
Be prepared for sensationalist views
The audience were after
Keeps getting dafter
And if we're reviled, we'll call them entitled
I know it sounds unfair
Male romancing Alistair
Regardless if you played your game straight
Social justice delivered an bared
BioWare
[JOURNALIST]
Yeah, BioWare! You guys are great, right?
[BIOWARE]
The best in the business!
[JOURNALIST]
But that poster is complaining!
[BIOWARE]
Never mind him. He's "ding dong banoo."
[JOURNALIST]
Great idea! Who needs opinions? No opinion, no opinion, lalalala-
[BIOWARE]
Shitlord! There will be an opinion!
[JOURNALIST]
But you just said-
[BIOWARE]
Our opinion! Stick with us, and you'll never be sexist again!
[JOURNALIST]
Yay! Alright! Game of the Year
[REVIEWER]
It's great that cultural enrichment
Has come to our video games
[BIOWARE]
Of course, quid pro quo
We're expected
To take certain features away
The product is littered with glitches
And there'll be no patch on release
But the point that I must emphasize is
You're a bigot if you complain to me
So prepare for the blunder of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Extremely poor planning
An ego world spanning
Bold face denials
Is simply why I'll a neato solution
A land well salvation
And seen for the cis scum I am
Privilege check, just like David Gatas
BioWare!
He totally has a full head of hair
BioWare!
Ha ha ha!