[Verse 1]
Joe DiMaggio's done it again
Joe DiMaggio's done it again
Clacking that bat, gone with the wind
Joe DiMaggio's done it again

[Verse 2]
Some folks thought Big Joe was done
Some just figured Joe was gone
Steps to the platter with a great big grin
Joe DiMaggio's done it again

[Verse 3]
I'm going to tell you just the way I feel
Man can't run without his heel
Watch that raggy pill split the wind
Joe DiMaggio's done it again

[Verse 4]
All three fielders jumped their best
Trying to climb that high board fence
They all growed whiskers on their chins
Joe DiMaggio's done it again

[Verse 5]
Up along the clouds where the eagles roam
Joe cracked that ball to whine and moan
His buddies all laugh as they trot on in
Joe DiMaggio's done it again
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 6]
Grandma's home by the radio
On the television watching Joe
She jerks the beard off of Grandpa's chin
Joe DiMaggio's done it again

[Verse 7]
The puppy dog barked at the pussycat
How does it look from where you sat
Looks like a cyclone sliding in
Joe DiMaggio's done it again