[Chorus: The Saurus]
Two times! I'm the champ for sure
Two times! What you asking for?
Two times! If I've done somethin' once
Then you can bet I'm comin' back for more, motherfucker
Two times! I'm the champ for sure
Two times! What you asking for?
Two times! If I've done something once
Then you can bet I'm comin' back for more, motherfucker

[Verse 1: The Saurus]
I leap in whenever I've been given a task
I just keep winnin', re-livin' the past
I'm Mr. Two-Time Everything
You already think I live in Utah, given two times wedding rings
I'm basically determined that there's nothing close
To earning victory, and then returning for a double-dose
Proving you can harbor an attack
Even though it's harder from enlargenin' the target on your back
I liked it before, but now, it's twice as rewarding
Still being champ after I've provided a warning
I'm kind of a big deal, slightly important
Number one out of every two-timer performin'
That's why I'm recordin' this new verse I've just shown
'Cause since it started at two words, it's just grown
I was convinced that my true worth was unknown
'Til the first time I killed two birds with one stone
[Chorus: The Saurus]
Two times! I'm the champ for sure
Two times! What you asking for?
Two times! If I've done somethin' once
Then you can bet I'm comin' back for more, motherfucker
Two times! I'm the champ for sure
Two times! What you asking for?
Two times! If I've done something once
Then you can bet I'm comin' back for more, motherfucker

[Verse 2: The Saurus]
It takes two times to be a true champ, trust me
I'm Phil Jackson next to all of you Van Gundys
I'm eatin' off this rap shit, I'm too damn hungry
So there ain't no way that you can two-hand touch me
I guess you better get a grip on what you're missin'
I'll be at the bar with a couple twins double-fistin'
Motherfuckers try to see me, you'll be feelin' like the Sun has risen
Because just a glimpse'll give 'em double vision

[Verse 3: Illmac]
Hello! Then I pop up like you wasn't trippin'
There's another one of us on your head, like a custom fitted
A newbie done begins when one has ended
In your city, drunk and twisted
Yelling "Bring us all your drugs and women!"
And if you was offended, it was unintended
I'm in your country tellin' customs that it's just a visit
I guess I'm just consistent, more than one addiction
A couple of 'em, plus everything I've won, I did it
[Chorus: The Saurus]
Two times! I'm the champ for sure
Two times! What you asking for?
Two times! If I've done somethin' once
Then you can bet I'm comin' back for more, motherfucker
Two times! I'm the champ for sure
Two times! What you asking for?
Two times! If I've done something once
Then you can bet I'm comin' back for more, motherfucker

[Verse 4: Illmac]
Call me Mr. Hella Nice, never been the jealous type
They said I'm number one, I shouldn't have to tell you twice
He don't even seem to brag, Illmac should've warned me
Nah, I don't need to speak on that, the fans do it for me
Think I'll battle for the glory while I'm focused on the Grammy
Understand me, but I'll never let the rapper war distort me
Time to pack up all my clothes when I can't afford a 40
Rent this van and go, pack and fold, we'll be back in Portland shortly
Google Map the show, show up to the venue late
The hookup on the rental rates will corn' us to extend the date
Some heavyweights, we hungry as hell, protect ya plate
Protect your rent while you at it, some things I never say
Veteran in this, the better it get, I'm catchin' the interest
I see the future, but live in the past, tell me the difference
I treat the present as if it never existed
But that ain't relevant, is it?
Cherish it now 'cause I'd never admit it
[Outro: The Saurus]
Two times!