[Verse 1]
It was half past the hour and my knees were very sh-sh-shaky
Down the hall to the right there is a woman named, "Tatiana."
So I went there she was with this fire in her thighs
"Get undressed lay in bed I'll be ready in a sec but before..."

[Chorus]
What's the deal now?
What's the deal now baby?
What's the deal now?
What's the deal now baby?

[Verse 2]
Quarter till the hour and the room was shaky
Watch the watch watch the watch it's my mother's favourite watch
She's a tiger, she's a snake, she has very low rates
I recommend, recommend she's every dollar well spent

[Chorus]
What's the deal now?
What's the deal now baby?
What's the deal now?
What's the deal now baby?

[Bridge]
I want to meet the perfect girl
She's going to be so sweet
'The Uzbek Brothel is always here...
To fulfil your needs!"
[Final Chorus]
What's the deal now?
What's the deal now baby?
What's the deal now?
What's the deal now baby? Oh!