I buy things that are made to measure
I like to throw 'em around, hit it!
Opener cullender throw the handle
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound

Variety is the proposition
Modern is out of date, hit it!
Neatest fitting comfy handles
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound

All across the land
It's made for the hand
All across the land
It's made for the hand

Mould and patterns add to interest
Hand made on a hand made face, hit it!
Made and curved by ergonomics
They come together and they make a big sound
They come together and they make a big sound

All across the land
It's made for the hand
All across the land
It's made for the hand
Ergonomics are efficient
Make you think in symmetry
Use the manual it's tradition
Made to aid you instantly

All across the land
It's made for the hand
All across the land
It's made for the hand

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