[Verse 1: Jarv]
I slide through with a wise guy crew
My haikus move to the music
Smoov with a v, MV be boostin
DOOFUS
LMS for truth is
OMG LOL my generation's useless
Who's this? A clueless kook
With a loose lip?
You better be taking it easy kid
Your prog. ain't proven
The ball game blues are
Caught when the ball's dropped
Walkin' the bases
Talkin' to basic lame-brains
Outrunning em joggin' in place
It's Nathan, yup, stupid idiot big-mouth
"I heard that kid futawn lives in the basement at his house"
Get out
No way
Wassup?
Oh hey
Sup dude
Love you
Fuck you
Okay?
Pshh, man I'm just glad to be back in action
In fact I'm actually crackin' the bat
To snap it half
It's haggard, tappin' the mat in the battle, man I be snappin' limbs
Sonny slim Jim, dig it?
I'm backpacking the badlands
Gettin' away from the cats on repeat
But if I gotta stay, I beseech thee to to set the oven to preheat and make baked ziti
Feed me beats, weak MCs
Defeat em in every facet, bass-ackwards cats get attacked faster than wack rappers
Man, I'm sick of the bitches bickerin' 'bout depictions
Sick of the wicked afflictions
Tuggin' and grippin' on my convictions
Sick of the fickle embedded, I bet if you
Put it up anyone better would bury you
People are wakin' up, aimin' a venomous sentiment, sendin' it
Better be ready for revile
Never depend on the revenue
Money can't benefit anyone when you got all of it, bottle a bit of the greed and abandon it, vanity ain't what I need, I be callin' upon you to follow the feelin' of giving and living
Not taking and stealing
And maybe the way that we're bandin' together will sever the definite
STOP
Speed it up a bit
Ima give you that shit
In the rhythm, I get in em
And I'm killin' fascists
With mad attack
Get vacuum packed
Never comin whack
Smackin' these average cats
Pants saggin
I'm blastin' that phat shit
Why you comin' round
Jackin' my tactics
Rabbit out the hat trick
Leavin' cats fractured
Give it away, give it away
Man fuck the fashion
Motherfucker
I told you that I wreck it
Step up and get nothin but d d d dissected
Accept it, I bet I affected your method
But that'll get you nothin but d d d digested
Who dat cat runnin all around town
J A to the R V, wannabe class clown
Pants down round his ankles
Chewin' on a bagel
Rockin' a gold bangle
BABY NO THANK YOU
You a lame dude
Chewin' on a froyo
Brain freeze, main squeeze
GO HOME HOMO
Sapien, get gaped in amazement
Makin' the bacon
Ain't takin' a vacation
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yay
Gimme the mic so I can break ya' face
Complacent? Naw, rockin a Jason mask
Takin' it to cats stackin that major cash
Never mind I rewind it
Im finally reminded
Mind and body got the power
To bag it up and devour
Take a proper gander at the propaganda
Never buy into the man and be a cog
I'm independent till I fall
I be demandin a parogative
Makin' a billion dollar monopoly
Hit the bottom and give everything they're pocketing
Pardon me, but the marketing target has started bartering
Really takin a toll upon the market that we're conquering
Profiting not as much as I would like
I'd like to buy a private jet for me and my wife
Hard life for billion-dollar bitch like me
Oh you're hungry and sick?
Eat a dick and leave
Newsman talkin' about how bad we are
Laughed so hard I choked on my caviar
I got enough money to last me for eons
You can't even afford a 98 dodge neon
Yo, man, I gotta get mo'
Gold pillars supporting my multi-million dollar home
Oh no, don't lemme forget my yacht
Shit, man my escargot game THICK
[Outro: Jarv][x2]
Fuck that shit, gotta stop these bitches
Kick down doors, cop their riches
Gather it up and divi it amongst masses
Fragment billion-dollar assets