[Intro]
Hey guys, Hey
Oh fuck. Hey, what's up
Hey it's so good to see you
Yeah, it's good to see you, too
I fuckin' miss you
What?
How have you been?
Alright, I mean alright

[Verse 1]
Step into the party, saw my ex, oh fuck
She told me that she missed me, I told her she was drunk
"I'm not drunk, I'm just buzzed, for real though
I miss you I mean I miss us." What?
No, no, you need to stop
But she kept followin' hollerin' "I just wanna talk!"
I pursue through the livin' room, zigzaggin' the different crews
Of drunk kids, cliques and dumb chicks and tools
Phew! I think I lost her
Looked to my right and the lacrosse player handed a can of Fosters
Don't mind if I do, popped the top, drank the brew
Played pong, sank a few, we got shots, take a few
At this point, I be gettin' in the mix
Freestyle cipher, I be kickin' that shit
Until this fat chick comes barrelin' through
She's like "[censored]'s outside and she only wants you."
[Chorus]
No! Why me? Yo, I'm just tryna party
I said, I said no! Why me? Yo, I'm just tryna party

[Verse 2]
Bein' the nice guy that I am, I went outside
"Girl, how ya doin'? Come on, dry ya eyes
Hey, cheer up, you know you just drank too many beers, hun
If ya still wanna talk, call me tomorrow when you're cleared up"
"No, I wanna talk now. I'm fuckin' sorry
For the way I treated you and for all the times you tried to call me
And I screened it
Seriously Nate I fucking mean it"
"No you really don't and if you did I would've seen it long ago ("hey")
"But we both know how that song goes
I had a tough time for a minute, but now I'm glad to be alone
And I'm not tryna make you feel bad or lay guilt trips
It's been well over a year, dear, and the love, I just don't feel it
It doesn't mean that I'm not down to be friends
I'must tryna be real when I say 'no, never again'
We had a good run, but the fun's all done
Let me help ya back into the house, girl you're fuckin' drunk"
"Wait, I didn't mean to diss you, Nate, I really miss you
Come on, come over here, I wanna kiss you"
She leaned in quick, stumbled a bit, tripped, gripped my arm
I held her up until she hiccuped and vom'd all over me
Fuck man, I'm so done, damn
I told a friend to hold her hand, I got in my car and slammed the gas
Peeled out fast forgetting I've been drinking, too
And now my rear view's seein' the blues
Like
[Chorus]
No! Why me? Yo, I was just tryna party
I said, I said no! Why me? Yo, I was just tryna party
I said, I said no! Why me? I was just tryna party
I said, I said no! Why me? Hey, I was just tryna party