[Intro]
Dude, no, don't play this song
Seriously dude. Get, get your finger off that button
Get, get your

Alright, yup, cool dude
Playin' this one
Playin' this one

[Verse 1]
It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't
Which chick gon' get Nate's dick for the day?
Heinous get up in your anus aimlessly
Playing in the background [?]
Gotta be standing on both two feet
Hit her from the back, grab all that cheeks
Give a lil slap, don't laugh at me
Girl, I'm a mac, I got mad technique
Not really, but I ain't the worst
Stab with a passion, blast and burst
Got a little bit of time I need to get between yo thighs
Me oh my, you're riled up, quench my thirst
These chicks wanna know what the hype is about
They think, "Jarv, please come put your mic in my mouth"
Can't let 'em down, shoot cream in the mouth
Jump for joy and I scream and shout
If you insist, I'm obliged, take ya time
Only rush when I bust a rhyme
Takin' it out without, ready to plow ya mouth
Thinkin' about the bout, got me proud to shout
I'm the man. Yeah, I'm that dude
Hit the skins and I eat yo food
What you gon' make me? Something tasty?
Tellin' me to go, I feel so used
[Chorus]
Chillin' up in the Caribbean, my hair is up in cornrows (ayy)
Man, I'm killin' it with the women, but I still watch porno (uh, uh, yo)

[Verse 2]
Yo, you talk too much. Put a sock in it
Your girl got a nice butt
When I put the number in the phone
Never call me when she's home
I show your bitch a poem
Then I'll plug her with a bone
Yo, weed 'em out
Like your girls, I'mma eat 'em out
Type of shit you read about
And you feel about it good misunderstood
I think she caught [?] on the wood
She vegan. Hey congrats
She eatin' the meat of a man who raps
Crammin' her crack with a Gandalf staff
[Sand ?] a banana fanny pack
Ooh yeah, I'm the man like that
Can't stand front, best stand back
Got a plan of attack, light the candle and that's it
Yeah the romantic crap
Charming. Got wit to boot
Dig, dig deep in the thick caboose
Not a conductor but yeah still fucked her
Jarv, you do you love her? What's it to you?
Yeah, I'm slick, I'm nice
Fucked so much, I got my dick on ice
Chicks wanna kiss me, dudes wanna kill me
Hillbilly bitch gettin' licked tonight
[Chorus]
Chillin' up in the Caribbean, my hair is up in cornrows (ayy)
Yeah, I'm killin' it with the women, but I still watch pornos (uh, uh, yo)
I said I'm chillin' up in the Caribbean, my hair is up in cornrows (woo)
Yeah, I'm killin' it with the women, but I still watch pornos