[Intro]
Sup

[Verse 1]
For any MCs tryna talk that shit
You can cough on a cockroach, chalk that shit up as a loss
Get tossed by the boss of bosses, get lost, man, you're all obnoxious
Any local MCs tryna talk that shit
You can cough on a cockroach, chalk that shit up as a loss
Done giving y'all the time of day, I'm too fine with the rhyme display, ayy
I wish that I was hard, but I'm not and never will be
Waiting for one of my enemies to come and kill me
Filthy though, my steelo's so dang dope
In 5th grade, I used to wear a Kangol velvet bucket
I was smooth, that's not true, but I felt real cool
Elementary school, listening to my Clipse CD
While rocking a Sean John jumpsuit, ooo
I'm still slick today, I'm just doin' the dang thang in a different way
If you came to the show, you'll say the kid don't play
While I barter with the owner, tryna get real paid like a Beck song
Check hoes with a flexed arm, flexo got his flex on
6 chicks laid out in a hexagon, I'm tryna get my darn sexy on, uh
Yeah, shouts out J. Timberlake
We're building a huge jump on Christmas break
I'll hit it on my snowboard, launch into orbit
And jump my neighbor's driveway (What?)
Hey, blame it on my ADD
Baby, would you maybe sail away with me?
All I need is a double L Bean fleece and an AC/DC CD
Aww hell, Hell's Bells, success- sex sells
If you like what ya see, baby- help yourself
Carve it on a bed post, notch in a belt
Taking off my shirt, I've been workin' out, can you tell?
She was like, "Uhh, yeah I can"
And I was like, "Joke's on you because I haven't been-
It's not really a reason for you to start crying"
She looked me in the eye like, "Please stop lying"
Babe, I'll never be the one to tell you what to do
Because I do what I want to do all the time
And I'm gonna continue doing that a lot but I bought a cattle prod
I'm ready to get weird, if you ever need a chair, sit here
"This kid's weird" Yeah, that's what they all say
They don't find it funny when I ask 'em how my balls taste
Can't worry 'bout my foul sense of humor all day
I'm tryna throw my hot dog down a hallway
There's not another on the planet that can do it like me
I'll never settle down, baby- I'mma do my thing
I'll rise and MC my eulogy
Look y'all in the eyes like, "Who's the king?"
There's not another on the planet that can do it like me
I'll never settle down, baby- I'mma do my thing
If she wanna see what this dude could bring
I'll propose to the bitch with a Nuvaring
[Hook]
I'm so sweet, aww, does she deserve me?
Buy me beer, I'm freakin' thirsty
I'm showin' up late, then I'm leavin' early
Hasta la vista, arrivederci
Honestly, man- does she deserve me?
Buy me beer, I'm freakin' thirsty
I'm showin' up late, then I'm leavin' early
Ha, arrivederci

[Interlude]
Hey, hey, hey, uhh, wait a minute, uhh, check this out

[Verse 2]
Arrivederci, goodbye motherfuckers
High up in the sky, I’m a fly motherfucker
Zipping into orbit, of course more than a bit morbid
I morph into a war plane and style on you suckers
Wassup widdit? Jarv back upon his bullshit
Busting at bitches and whack rappers with a full clip
Of lyrical projectiles, slip and get me vexed-
I’ll appear upon the set and make a mess of all your textiles
Heck I’ll even proceed to leave beats bleeding
Yes, I’m keeping it even as E Stevens
Leaving evil people competing heated and seething
Either you get on your feet, and you leave or you be seated
Keep sleeping- Looking like you need a day off
A brief meeting with your supervisor oughta pay off
Unless your supervisor’ name is J to the A-R-V
Pardon me, MCs are getting laid off
Take off, don’t forget your severance packages
An SM58 to the face, get your bag and dip- Leave now
[Hook]
The people want it dirty
Hasta la vista, arrivederci
Ooh yeah, the people want it dirty
Hasta la vista, arrivederci
Said, "Ohh baby, we need to keep it dirty
Hasta la vista, arrivederci"

[Outro]
People in the back, get up off the wall
Spaz to the beat, get your feet involved
People on the sides, get up off the wall
Jive to the beat, get your feet involved
People in the back, get up off the wall
Spaz to the beat, get your feet involved
People on the sides, get up off the wall
Jive to the beat-
Arrivederci, y'all