With depravity I break laws of gravity
Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier
I go boldly through space and time
The sky's the limit, but they're limiting the sky
I break orbit by habit
I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets
A flying ace like that beagle
Nevertheless this alien remains illegal
Cause their discovery don't cover me, the immigrants
Been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate
Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this
Cause small minds can't see past Uranus
But I shun their rays, cause stun's just a phase
And my odyssey runs in 2001 ways
And I can see clearly now like Hubble
Shoved off the shuttle, here's my rebuttal
It's a planet

Who do you represent? I represent the smallest planet
Attorney in this tourney versus those who tried to ban it
If you don't agree, go see Interplanet Janet
Cause the sun is star, like Pluto is planet
So lend me all your ears and let me state my case
About all the types of satellites we must embrace
Cause like parents' great-grandparents
This planet was an immigrant; to deport it's an offense
It's an upstanding member of the solar system
Apply the laws of Earth and make it a victim
Of Proposition 187
When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens
I'll damn thee like Judas of Iscariot
If you demote this mote remote to affiliate
It's like taking ET's custody from Elliot
Support your Lilliput, 'cause simply put
Pluto is a planet. Pluto!
Pluto is a planet. Pluto!
Pluto is a planet. Pluto!
Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Do it
For the
Children
If not for yourself
Pluto
Is a