2 Skinnee J’s
You’re A Champion
[Verse 1: A. Mays]
Majestic, you guessed it
A natural born winner
Like Bruce Jenner
You can stretch it
But the Skinnee J is thinner
Tim cues up the tape
Here's a tip try Latham
Not Latham We box 'em
And we wrap em so
Bring these beats with trash
Can snares Reverse high hats
Studio demolition may day
It's a J day when we say "hey (hey)
Stumpy Johnson sets the pace
And we still roll the place
[Verse 2: Special J]
Well you just heard the serve
So here's my volley
We'll double up your pleasure
Like Bhoutros Bhoutros Gahli
So forget about your first
And second guesses
And if you want to join the circle
Just order breakfast
[J. Guevara]
Now, pass the baton to the next and run along
Try a mile in my shoes
And get used
To the phenomenon
On and on like a triathalon
Step to podium, whose the real champion
Chorus:
You're a Champion
You're a Champion
You're a Champion
You're a Champion
You're all Champions
You're all Champions
You're all Champions
You're all Champions
[Verse 3: J. Guevara]
Here I goes, I flows
Like a nose in January
Fuck it, drop the bomb
Like the bucket at the prom in Carrie
Swing like a triple
Slam like champ
When I die fat and old
They're gonna put me on a postage stamp
I take chances
I never take shorts
I grab the microphone just for the sport
Like soccer
Dribble up the middle and I rock ya
From Cape Town to uptown
Burning like Vodka
On your tongue
When I brung
Poetry like Suess
When Horton heard me
They agreed to turn him loose
My cup runneth over with the versus til they spilling
I love to rhyme like Michael loves children
[Verse 4: Special J]
I kicks the rhymes like Pelé
From the outside I'm a striker
Stronger than caffeine
I make the hyped get hyper
My pythons are viper
My optics fibres
I'll throw you to the mat like I'm Rowdy Roddy Piper
Spell check in effect
My rhymes comes corrected
So bring your champion out
Run your race
Stake your claim
And collect it
Like Greg Lougainous
Gay and famous
He gets the gold, like Amays amazes
Chorus:
You're a Champion
You're a Champion
You're a Champion
You're a Champion
You're all Champions
You're all Champions
You're all Champions
You're all Champions