[Verse 1: Hank Williams]
I know there's never been a man in the awful shape I'm in
I can't even spell my name my head's in such a spin
Today I tried to eat a steak with a big old table spoon

[Refrain: Hank Williams]
You got me chasing rabbits, walking on my hands, and howling on the moon *howling*

[Verse 2: Hank Williams Jr.]
Well sug' I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad
And then I even want and lost what little sense I had
Now I can't tell the day from night I'm crazy as a loon

[Refrain: Hank Williams Jr.]
You got me chasing rabbits, pulling out my hair, and howling at the moon

[Verse 3: Hank Williams]
Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a hunting spree
'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me
I ate three bonеs for dinner today I tried to tree a coon

[Refrain: Hank Williams]
You got me chasing rabbits, scratching flеas, and howling at the moon

[Verse 4: Hank Williams Jr.]
I rode my horse to town today and a gas pump we did pass
I pulled him up and I hollered whoa and I said fill him up with gas
The man picked up a monkey wrench and wham he changed my tune
[Refrain: Hank Williams Jr.]
You got me chasing rabbits, spitting out teeth, and howling at the moon *howling*

[Verse 4: Hank Williams, Hank Williams & Hank Williams Jr.]
I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard
But honey baby when I fell the whole world must have jarred
I think I'd quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom

[Refrain: Hank Williams & Hank Williams Jr.]
You got me chasing rabbits, picking out rings, and howling at the moon *howling*