Well, I comb your hair and paint and powder
You act proud and I'll act prouder
You sing loud and I’ll sing louder
Tonight we're settin' the woods on fire
I’m your gal and I'm you're my feller
Dressed up in my frock of yeller
I'll look swell but you'll look sweller
Settin' the woods on fire

We'll take in all the honky tonks
Tonight we're having fun
We’ll show the folks a brand new dance
That never has been done
I don’t care who thinks we're silly
You’ll be daffy I'll be dilly
We'll order up two bowls of chili
Settin' the woods on fire

You’ll gas up your hot rod stoker
We'll get hotter than a poker
I'll be broke but you'll be broker
Tonight we're settin' the woods on fire
We'll sit close to one another
Up one street and down the other
We'll have a time, wow, brother!
Settin' the woods on fire
We'll put aside a little time to fix a flat or two
My tires and tubes are doin' fine
But the air is showin' through
You clap hands and I'll start bowin'
We'll do all that the law's allowin'
Tomorrow we'll be right back plowin'
Settin' the woods on fire
Settin' the woods on fire