We sent our uncle over there
Told him how to dress and comb his hair
Told him not to worry about the score
The challenge is much more

He drove the bargain very hard
Turned it up and kept it in the yard
Win the war but we don't care who for
The challenge is much more

They confirmed that he did very well
Excellent as far as they could tell
Patience holds the key to every door
The challenge is impossible, but harder to ignore
But we don't know who for