[Verse 1]
Excess talkers told stories
A "Pioneer Chambers" release
Official transcripts Pony Expressed
For the gasoline drinkers received

[Verse 2]
And I failed to mention that
Even we could smell a rat
Would rather throw parties than stones
Would rather break virgins than bones

[Verse 3]
Now, this is just a theory
But I sincerely believe
That if you're into rock and roll
You've got to sell your soul

[Verse 4]
And now I've got a hunch
They've got something up their sleeves
And think that "Pioneer Chambers"
Doesn't wish us to leave
Doesn't wish us to leave