[Verse 1]
Damn good Mr. Jam
Hoping to be the pig I am
The pig I want to be
The pig I've always been
Subscribe to my church
I'm damn good Mr. Jam
I'm damn good Mr. Jam

[Verse 2]
Phyllis, the pity Philadelphia
Anybody can get nothin' free
Trained her monkey boy
Tripped on luggage for the money
Handout for money
Handout for money
Money man, slippery man, toasted man

[Chorus]
Anything for free
And anything for free
Anything for free
Anything for free
Anything for free
Anything for free
Anything for free
[Chorus]
Anything for free
Anything for free
Anything for free
Anything for free

[Solo]