[Verse 1]
Blimps go 90, on with the show
Couldn't you see that, now, didn't you know?
Aerosol halos, films of the flag
Rifle games for seven year-olds, what a drag
Yeah, now, that's a drag

[Chorus 1]
This is not a vacation
There is no place to go
Weep, sad freaks of the nation
Where blimps go 90 and you can't (won't) find me

[Verse 2]
Senators sipping on Gentleman Jack
"Go, boy," they told me, "so don't you look back"
But don't you worry, I promise to not
I'll join your canary court, and fit into the slot
Say now, what have you got?

[Chorus 2]
Oftentimes, I'm reminded
Of the sweet young days
When I poured punch for the franchise
And thus was knighted, got so excited
[Verse 1]
Blimps go 90, on with the show
Couldn't you see that, now, didn't you know?
Hey now, didn't you know?