[Verse 1]
The para-coats are coming
When we opened fire from the fear

We realized they were never really here

[Chorus]
None of them any good
None of them any good
None of them any good

[Verse 2]
Recrystallizing mansions were visual and real
But when we moved in for the pillage
There was no crystal village

[Chorus]
None of them any good
None of them any good
None of them any good

[Bridge]
Thanks for the lie, it was quite groovy
A miscue in the greatest movie
Delete my scenes, of course you should
Not one of them was any good
[Chorus]
None of them any good
None of them any good
None of them any good
None of them any good
None of them any good
None of them any good