[Intro: Joe Rogan]
I'm not a typical parent
I went looking for Bigfoot, ok?
How many kids can say their dad went looking for Bigfoot?
That was one of the dumbest things I've ever done
But I learned a lot
I was doing this SyFy show called 'Joe Rogan Questions Everything'
And part of it was "Would you go looking for shit that's not real?"

[Chorus]
I just don't know
I can't let you go
You must be found
I'll scope you out and I'll track you down
And if I lose control
You gotta let me know
We're incompatible
I'm chasing fictional animals

[Verse]
Hey, my name is Jeff and I have clinical depression
Been tryna track you down, it's become my personal obsession
I've been checking all my trail cams
Hoping I can find you
They say you don't exist but I can't picture life without you
So I left them all behind and it's making me nervous
But the thought of finding you has given life a new purpose
They say you don't exist but I don't believe 'em
'Cause statistically speaking, you're the only thing I'm dreaming of
[Chorus]
I just don't know
I can't let you go
You must be found
I'll scope you out and I'll track you down
And if I lose control
You gotta let me know
We're incompatible
I'm chasing fictional animals

[Outro: Joe Rogan]
Fairly serious about the endeavour
But a couple days in we're looking at each other like
"Ummm I don't know about this"