[Intro]
O-M-G, I know that you read about me in the magazines
Everything you see isn't really always what it seems
She’s a scene queen and she's fuckin' on me
She’s only eighteen, yeah, she's a tiny teen
Just look at me, I'm made of plastic
It's so tragic and it's fabulous
If I see you in the club, I'ma shoot this shit up
You can never cancel me, 'cause I'm—
I know you read about me
In the magazines, the tabloids, don’t believe the rumors
Everything you see isn’t always as it seems

[Verse]
When you see me out in public, don't make a scene
All designer on me and I know that you see
I just popped a Xanax in the limousine
Want to be a star? Bitch, shine with me
I’m so controversial, like a Nazi
Baby, do a line with me in the backseat
Hello Kitty chain with the skinny jeans
I don't know why fake bitches follow me

[Chorus]
I never wanted to be famous
I never wanted to be a celebrity
Dance like a ballerina when you get drunk
I'm not twenty-one yet, let's get crunk
Just look at me, I’m made of plastic
It's so tragic and it's fabulous
If I see you in the club, I'ma shoot this shit up
You can never cancel me, 'cause I'm too gangster
[Verse]
I'm really in the club and you cannot get in
'Cause your stupid UGGs and your outfit's not it
True Religion pants with the black fur vest
She's a dirty whore, you can have her next
B.B. Simons belt with the fuckin' band tee
Cheetah-print scarf, that's when she fell in love with me

[Chorus]
O-M-G, I know that you read about me in the magazines
Everything you see isn't really always what it seems
She's a scene queen and she's fuckin' on me
She's only eighteen, yeah, she's a tiny teen
Just look at me, I'm made of plastic
It's so tragic and it's fabulous
If I see you in the club, I'ma shoot this shit up
You can never cancel me, 'cause I'm too gangster