[Intro]
Oh boy
Bugzy Malone
You know, watch this

[Verse 1]
I got a phone call from Jammer
Hahahahahaha, I'm only playing
But it turns out I've gotta teach man some manners
I was on my way back from a big show
Then I seen "Light Work" in a Facebook banner
Man are tryna make EPs about me
But let me explain why that don't matter (Why?)
People lie, numbers don't (Yeah?)
People fade, numbers won't (Okay)
Numbers make people go broke
Now we got a popstar talking like he's road (Hahahaha)
How was it light work if it took five months?
Five months is a long time to be ghost
You look so stressed out
I hope he's not been drinking again, that's a downward slope

[Chorus]
How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?
Wasteman
He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me
Wasteman
He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league
Wasteman
Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?
Wasteman
[Verse 2]
I had to start training again
'Cause I heard he was gonna start raining again (Yeah)
My biro dried up but it doesn't matter
'Cause my lyrics don't get made in a pen
My lyrics, they go straight to your head
To the point that I made man take an offence
I made man chop off his Mohawk
Before he came back ranting and raving again
Wait, wait, it's five months too late
The nominations have been done, my friend (Oh no)
You can bring out six tracks in one week
But a hat-trick sounds like a desperate attempt (Yeah)
You made forty-six Bars of Pretend (Yeah)
If you ask me, that was a waste of a send (Yeah)
I will open your headspace, making a mess
I'm Freddy Krueger, you're Jason again (Hahahahaha)

[Hook]
How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?
Wasteman'
He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me
Wasteman
He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league
Wasteman
Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?
Wasteman
[Verse 3]
We can't have a fight like Ryu and Ken
Cuh we know you can only get brave with a pen
Nobody comes to your shows
'Cause it's like watching a zombie waking the dead (Hahahahaha)
Right now I'm on about fifty percent
My tour's gonna be one major event
When you get booked, nobody turns up
So you might as well do your shows in a tent
It's mad, I can just see the resent
And I know that you've been struggling to pay rent
You don't get shows and your EP flopped
And I've got an EP in the top ten
I roll deep, it's gonna get peak when I'm here
You look like the Crazy Frog with a beard
I left a man six feet deep, then he crawled out of the ground
Now I've gotta done your career

[Hook]
How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?
Wasteman
He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me
Wasteman
He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league
Wasteman
Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?
Wasteman
[Outro]
Oh boy (Wasteman)
Right now, ladies and gentlemen, we've got the main event
(Wasteman)
And I can't wait to hear what he says next (Wasteman)
He must feel like a wasteman
And in the blue corner
Weighing in at a measly sixty pounds
We have a wasteman
Hahaha
Bugzy Malone
(Wasteman)