Crucified
799 Syllables in 46 Seconds
(Note: Not 100% accurate)

Did em, I get em, it's stupid, attackin’ em, choppin', gettin' em, makin’ lives, makin' em up on the bigger bass, make it fizz, make her almost, most of a pan, I'm takin' it, wicked, I'm takin' em down to Vegas, flyin' and makin' it pass, evil writin’, see for yourself, to pick it up, pick it up, pickin’ it all, fuck it, tomorrow, I'm kickin’ the balls as I'm takin' the buck and I'm makin’ em borrow, makin' em arrow, first of all, I'm top of the big and I'm makin' em puzzled, baseball, pick up, take em off, these assholes, pickin' em, bakin' em, makin' em, pickin' em, makin' em, pickin' em, makin' em, pickin' em, makin' em, pickin' em, makin' em

Seein' em wicked with the fellers, see em wicked and with em here, put em in the covers, so we'll have em all taken, so we gon' swipe up, under the covers, I'ma get em all, multiply em, shove it all, laughin' at em, then I'm forgettin' the party, gettin' fucked and above before I get em away, gettin' em all, fucked and above, but I'm bakin' em, bakin' em, by the way, spittin' the party, spittin' em, makin' em, pickin' em, makin' em fizz and I'm makin' em, packin' em, fuckin' em, back em all up, sittin' em all, fuckin' em up by the governor, pickin' em up for the burn

He's well aware of the criminals, I get em up, I'm gettin' a burger, makin' em eat it all, then we get em up, sickin' em, pickin' the criminals, all of them, we're all gonna make it to Vegas, I'm takin' em, putting em, sneakin' on em, put em towards sinkin' a faggot, I'm on one wagon, I'm pickin' and pickin' and put em up, fun, shakin' and packin' em, fuckin' up Astley

Toward the end, I'm pickin' a tab, I'm fuckin' em, get em a therapist, 17 syllables, get em a syllable, sit em up, fill em up, get em all, fucked em all, get em all, fuck em all, get em up on Kanye, full away, cannibal, for a syllable, packed in on em, saw sickin' em, but I'm makin' a puzzle, not a person, a little party, givin' em up, for em, you know what I'm saying?

And then I'm fuckin' em up, but I gotta be comin' up for the weird, can I come for the mail, somebody said it, but don't I fuck it up and I'll make it up, make it up, make it up, we got a motherfucker, forget about the epitome, for singers it's up on em, I get em, fuck it up, pick it all up off the subway, we gonna bail to another village, couple of ways that we're pickin' em off

Takin' em off, forget the sinner, but 100 of them would prefer it to winning

Hit em, Ferb, burn, burn em, butter, burn em, burn em, different, burn em, burger, burn em all and I'm makin' em