(Spoken)
Hey, umm...

So the reason we're doing this tour is because I released a record not very long ago, and I am, I'm, I'm really happy that you guys know so many of the words

Um. Yeah, I mean I, I- Denver, Denver's not like a home market for me, so this is awesome

Hey that's a rad bowtie right there. You're looking good! Hold on a minute. What's your name? Doug? You're looking dapper, dapper Doug right there

Doug! Doug. Raise your- everybody look at Doug and see how dapper he looks

I gu- Doug, I guarantee my mom, after the show, is gonna be like, "Who was that Doug guy?"

Alright, let me play this song, here we go