[Chorus: Josh Lovelace]
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear

[Chorus: Josh Lovelace & Kid's Choir]
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear

[Interlude: Josh Lovelace & Ben Rector]
Uh, hey Josh. It's me, Ben
Hey Ben!
You're never gonna believe this, but I too, while swimming in a crick, had my undies eaten by a bear
You're kidding
I'm not kidding, and this is how it went. One, two, three!

[Verse 1: Ben Rector]
Like a jay bird swimmin' in the open sea
I was lookin' for a towel or maybe some leaves
Like the day I was born, like Adam and Eve
There was a full moon out for all the world to see

[Verse 2: Ben Rector]
I never saw him comin', I never heard a peep
While I was splish splish splashin', he was snackin' on my briefs
When I got out of the water, went and hid behind a tree
'Cause a bear in the woods stole my dignity
[Chorus: Kid's Choir]
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear

[Chorus: Josh Lovelace, Ben Rector, & Kid's Choir]
A bear in the woods ate my underwear
I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there
He thought it was a snack someone left to share
Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear

[Outro: Josh Lovelace & Ben Rector]
Hey bear, get back here!
Those are my briefs!
C'mon man!
How em-BEAR-assing
This is un-BEAR-able