[Verse 1]
You can't hardly wait 'til I get home
You go through my clothes with a fine-toothed comb
And you ain't looking for the wear and tear when you do
If you don't quit checking on me, I'm checking out on you

[Verse 2]
Ain't nothing in my pockets but the car keys and a dollar
And all you're gonna find on my shirt is the ring around the collar
And baby, that's something that can only be blamed on you
If you don't quit checking on me, I'm checking out on you

[Chorus]
Now, I can't even stop off for a beer
'cause the bartender's getting tired of saying, "E.T. ain't here"
And if you don't trust me, then what am I gonna do?
If you don't quit checking on me, I'm checking out on you

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Now, I can't even stop off for a beer
'cause the bartender's getting tired of saying, "E.T. ain't here"
And if you don't trust me, then what am I gonna do?
If you don't quit checking on me, I'm checking out on you
If you don't quit checking on me, I'm checking out on you